You know you're a massage therapist when...

Meet and greet, discuss non-bodywork topics, and make new friends in the world of bodywork. A place to "let your hair down"!

Moderator: maestra

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby holley on Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:49 pm

...you fly from Portland to Hawaii and do 18 shouldeer/neck massages on the plane
because you'd rather massage then sit.
'Every Day is a god, each day a goddess and holiness pours forth in time."
holley
Registered Member
 
Posts: 1550
Joined: Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:19 pm
Location: HILO, HI

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby ctdee on Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:36 am

OMG!! you are all so funny! i'm glad i found you....

you know you're a massage therapst when ..... your favorite colors turn from bright bling to earth tones..
ctdee
Fresh Hands
 
Posts: 1
Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:27 am

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby TouchofGrace on Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:50 am

holley wrote:...you fly from Portland to Hawaii and do 18 shouldeer/neck massages on the plane
because you'd rather massage then sit.


lol I can relate!
~Sandra

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its sorrow...it empties today of its strength
User avatar
TouchofGrace
Registered Member
 
Posts: 869
Joined: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:21 pm

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby Laura. on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:09 am

the person sitting next to you at the bar asks for something for her headache. your response is - "how about you ditch that vodka, down a couple pints of water and go home and take a hot bath?"

not that i actually said this out loud, of course. and if we were anywhere but a bar, i'd have added a :massage: to that to-do list! :lol:
Be Well,
Laura
User avatar
Laura.
Registered Member
 
Posts: 86
Joined: Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:49 am
Location: Chesterton, Indiana - USA

Re:

Postby Laura. on Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:14 am

Kindred Spirits wrote:...you can no longer just rest your hand on a loved-one's back without your hand - on its own, with no direction from your conscious mind - massaging and searching for ropes, knots, tight areas, and playing with the spinal ligaments.

:iagree: i love it! :)
Be Well,
Laura
User avatar
Laura.
Registered Member
 
Posts: 86
Joined: Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:49 am
Location: Chesterton, Indiana - USA

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby Vivian on Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:43 am

I can't think of anything right now, but you guys crack me up :lol:
Vivian
Eco friendly Hemp Microwave Heating Pad for moist heat therapy.
User avatar
Vivian
Registered Member
 
Posts: 90
Joined: Wed May 12, 2010 9:55 am
Location: SW Washington State

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby tranquilspirit2006 on Sun Oct 31, 2010 4:11 am

You know for a fact that sneezes can be controlled and prevented.
"Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know."
User avatar
tranquilspirit2006
Registered Member
 
Posts: 667
Joined: Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:59 pm
Location: Mid Atlantic region

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby GreenDragonfly on Sun Oct 31, 2010 12:49 pm

tranquilspirit2006 wrote:You know for a fact that sneezes can be controlled and prevented.


:smt005 :lol: :iagree:
Laughter is the best medicine :) It's good for the soul and great for the abs!
User avatar
GreenDragonfly
Moderator
 
Posts: 845
Joined: Mon May 05, 2008 6:50 pm
Location: Chicago Suburbs

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby Giri on Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:07 am

...when you always travel with a pair of heavy duty work gloves as you never know when and how you might need to use your hands for non-massage activites (like the other day when I stopped to help a guy pick up a load of firewood that has spilled out of his trailer onto the road...)
User avatar
Giri
Registered Member
 
Posts: 65
Joined: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:41 pm
Location: Prague, Czech Republic

Re: Heels

Postby Rozax on Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:39 pm

Gaspen wrote:... you look at a tall, shapely woman with long legs wearing high heels and instead of using your most successful 1001 first liners, you somehow no longer find it attractive and look for someone wearing flats with good arch support

This is my favorite quote so far! The first and last time I owned a pair of high heels was when I was eight. They weren't comfortable, and I kept rolling my ankle. "You'll get the hang of 'em!" just didn't cut it for me. I've worn wedge sandals and platforms for pictures, but if I'm going to be walking around, I wear flats.

In fact, Vibram Five Fingers are my favorite shoes to date.
Image
Yep, that exact style.
I know what some of you are thinking! "I hate things between my toes! I can't even stand toe-socks!" Neither can I, but I assure you these are different. If a local store sells them, try them on and see what you think! I plan on purchasing a couple more styles so I can wear them year-round. I'm also looking into getting a larger pair so I can wear the socks with them. The socks are also different than the toe-socks we're all used to.

I'm not vendor! I promise! I just love these shoes!
This user doesn't visit here, anymore. Move along.
poem-massage.org
Rozax
Registered Member
 
Posts: 386
Joined: Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:04 pm

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby Giri on Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:55 pm

In fact, Vibram Five Fingers are my favorite shoes to date.


I couldn't agree more. I love these "shoes"!

Nothing is more natural or better in terms of comfort and well being than bare feet and I have found nothing closer to being barefoot than Five Fingers. While barefoot is always my preference, I wear my Five Fingers when I want a bit of added protection. They allow for full use of propriceptors, which shoes do not, increasing your awareness, agility, and balance for a wide range of activites. I particularly love them for frisbee!

Getting your feet into them at first requires a bit of getting used to but once you master this they are priceless.
User avatar
Giri
Registered Member
 
Posts: 65
Joined: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:41 pm
Location: Prague, Czech Republic

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby handsofeye on Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:46 pm

you stare at people in yoga class and notice that the right side of their body is way to tight and have to contain yourself from trying to help them
handsofeye
Fresh Hands
 
Posts: 13
Joined: Fri Mar 04, 2011 6:47 pm

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby TrPAssassin on Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:54 am

...you palpate your steak to see if it needs to be marinated longer.
TrPAssassin
Fresh Hands
 
Posts: 21
Joined: Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:18 pm
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby TouchofGrace on Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:52 am

TrPAssassin wrote:...you palpate your steak to see if it needs to be marinated longer.


lol
~Sandra

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its sorrow...it empties today of its strength
User avatar
TouchofGrace
Registered Member
 
Posts: 869
Joined: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:21 pm

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby Matt on Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:59 am

When you are sitting in a local theatre watching the actress on stage deliver a powerful, gut-wrenching monologue about her dead husband…..the audience is in tears….and all I can focus on is how pronounced the actress’ SCM is from screaming and crying!
User avatar
Matt
Registered Member
 
Posts: 95
Joined: Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:20 am
Location: Indianapolis, Indiana

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby akashafive on Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:30 pm

When your go-to body part for opening that difficult banana is not your nails, but your teeth. :grin:
-Akasha
"Happiness is a journey, not a destination."
-Nancy Giles
User avatar
akashafive
Registered Member
 
Posts: 302
Joined: Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:59 pm
Location: NH

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby Rozax on Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:32 pm

You see someone juggling tennis balls and want to show them a new trick of your own.
This user doesn't visit here, anymore. Move along.
poem-massage.org
Rozax
Registered Member
 
Posts: 386
Joined: Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:04 pm

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby nomadheather on Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:12 am

...you can't watch Sesame Street with your kid because you know that the dude in the big bird costume is getting all kinds of repetitive strain injuries.
"Way will open." -Quaker proverb
User avatar
nomadheather
Fresh Hands
 
Posts: 11
Joined: Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:06 pm
Location: Kansas

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby JLWmassage on Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:26 am

nomadheather wrote:...you can't watch Sesame Street with your kid because you know that the dude in the big bird costume is getting all kinds of repetitive strain injuries.


OT The man the plays Big Bird/ Oscar the Grouch, Caroll Spinney , lives near where I went to high school
User avatar
JLWmassage
Moderator
 
Posts: 1598
Joined: Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:45 pm
Location: West Boylston, Ma

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby nomadheather on Fri Sep 09, 2011 2:01 pm

JLWmassage wrote:
nomadheather wrote:...you can't watch Sesame Street with your kid because you know that the dude in the big bird costume is getting all kinds of repetitive strain injuries.


OT The man the plays Big Bird/ Oscar the Grouch, Caroll Spinney , lives near where I went to high school


You should offer him some massage. :)
"Way will open." -Quaker proverb
User avatar
nomadheather
Fresh Hands
 
Posts: 11
Joined: Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:06 pm
Location: Kansas

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby CapeTownBodyWorker on Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:34 am

palpable wrote:
...all you see in the sexy new Cheap knock offs that no one in their right mind would buy ad is a tight pec minor.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

... You recognize people you pass in the street by their legs or arms that you have massaged.
Cape Town Massage Practitioner at http://www.newagetherapies.com/massage-cape-town.php letting my hair down and meeting kindred spirit worldwide
CapeTownBodyWorker
Fresh Hands
 
Posts: 28
Joined: Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:55 am
Location: Cape Town

Re: You know you're a massage therapist when...

Postby Leanne on Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:09 am

You are washing your car and realize you are using proper body mechanics and efflurage
Leanne
Registered Member
 
Posts: 52
Joined: Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:35 am

Previous

Return to Off the Table Topics

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 12 guests