I had to lol because I've felt like the woman running around in speeded-up motion trying to get the room/table ready! And the naked body on top of the sheet - btdt too!
I would also add proofread, proofread and proofread again, anything along the lines of advertising with your name on it. They didn't spell 'achieve' right, lol!!!
"Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know."